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PostAuthor: Emmunah » Wed Apr 27, 2005 11:28 pm

I'm sorry, but this is too funny! It's sad too though, but more funny in the distance of the past. Sometimes I cannot believe people really think these things...but I guess there are still witch doctors in Africa who accuse people of putting a bad spell on someone :roll:

Blood Libel in Iraq

In an article in the London Arabic-language daily Al-Sharq Al-Awsat,
progressive Iraqi columnist Khalid Al-Kishtayni recorded his childhood
recollections of an encounter with an elderly Jew in Iraq. As a child,
Al-Kishtayni had heard stories that the Jews would slaughter non-Jewish
children in order to use their blood for their rituals, and the
encounter therefore left a strong impression on him. The following are
excerpts from the article:(1)

"As a boy I loved to wander down Al-Rashid Street and through the
Christian and Jewish quarters there. [One day] I found myself in the
Hanoun market in the Jewish quarter. Suddenly a door opened, and an
elderly white-haired man with a long white beard came out.

"He raised his hand towards me and beckoned me to come to him. I was
overcome by fear, but could not fight the magic in his fingertips, which
drew him towards him like a magnet. He opened the door, and told me to
go in. I could not disobey, and he led me in with his hand. I began to
ask myself whether this was my end. I wished I had not entered! Why
couldn't I escape and run back to my family?

"He asked me what my name was, and I answered [Khaled]. He said: 'Wonder of wonders, [like the name of the Muslim commander] Khaled bin Al-Walid. And where do you live? And how old are you?' I said to myself: 'He is asking how old I am in order to be sure my blood is suitable for the deed. He placed his hand on my head and asked: 'Khaled my son, do you know how to light a fire?' Another wave of terror swept over me. Would he cook me over a fire? He said: 'Show me how you light the fire in the stove.' I took a match, and lit the stove with shaking hand.

"This man, one of the people of the Torah, the Talmud, and the Mishna,
kissed me on the head and led me to a room with an antique cupboard. He
opened one of the drawers, took out a handful of chocolate, and filled
my pockets. He led me, completely amazed, to the door, opened the door,
and bid farewell, blessing me, wishing me a long life, and adding: 'Give
regards to your father.'

"I left, astounded, and hurried home like somebody who has awakened from a strange dream. I told the story to my father and brothers, and they
laughed at me, and said: 'It is the Sabbath. The Jews are forbidden to
light fire on the Sabbath. The poor old man was thirsty for a cup of
tea.'

"We shared the chocolate, and I spent the rest of the week counting the
days until the Sabbath, and then until the Sabbath after that and the
one after that. Every Sabbath I went to that same alley, hoping that the
white-haired old man would open the door and that I would light his
fire, and he would fill my pockets with chocolate. But the door never
opened again, and those ancient features, from Biblical times, did not
reappear. Recently I have been thinking about knocking on the door and
asking: 'My uncle, Abu Sasson, do you need anybody to light your fire?'"

(1) Al-Sharq Al-Awsat (London), April 5, 2005.
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PostAuthor: dyaoko » Thu Apr 28, 2005 2:56 pm

very nice story , in iranian kurdistan, jews werent hated, but they were famous for being so rich. everybody felt jealous of them but belive me , the old kurd peopel in bazar -kurdistan old shop- miss armens and jews..

i know many of these old mens in bazar who have an old shop in bazar
and some of them even cry for their jew friends that left kurdistan for israel ... i am not sure ,if these old kurd men can see their jew friends again once again before they die...
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PostAuthor: $!ndh!~Pr!nce$$ » Thu Apr 28, 2005 2:59 pm

JEWS everywhere are RICH even here.......there shouldn't be jealousy they work hard to be rich and I guess work'n hard and makin a living.......people rather envy them
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PostAuthor: Guest » Thu Apr 28, 2005 11:08 pm

I'm not rich at all, and I'm Jewish. I think no one ever notices if a Irish or German person is rich. If you look on the world's richest people list, there aren't so many Jewish people...most white people and Arab Royalty. In the US, the poverty rate for Jews is about 5-8%, which is only slightly less than the white people. But then, their is this big shame in the Jewish community if you are not educated, and education leads to being better off financially.

I know this women went to Iraq to find the remaining 39 Jewish people and she brought 9 really old crippled men and women to Israel. It was very sweet of her...and they are happy now but they are very old. I have met Kurdish Jews who were looking for their Kurdish friends too but I think they are all very old now...and so...they will never find each other again.

I know the Jewish community in Iran was wealthier than most....but again that was because of the focus on education. The Jews have to learn to read and write for religion and so there was not too many illiterate Jews. Also, because every country would periodically throw Jews out (or they alway could and the threat was there) everyone learned trades that no one could take away...like medicine, law and accounting. These generally pay better than most jobs.

In Kurdistan, the Jews made jewerly and rugs, and they were just as likely to be poor as everyone else was. They had some farming, but in most of the world Jews could never own land...because they were always considered "foreigners". This kind out well in the end though.

I have some pictures of the Jews in Kurdistan that I need to put on my blog sometime.

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PostAuthor: Emmunah » Thu Apr 28, 2005 11:09 pm

That was me up above...sorry...I wan't logged in.
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PostAuthor: kassem » Fri Apr 29, 2005 5:18 pm

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PostAuthor: Xosh 7al » Fri Apr 29, 2005 5:32 pm

Wunderbag.
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PostAuthor: Shalaw » Sun May 01, 2005 10:25 pm

How about NO MJ :?
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PostAuthor: Diri » Thu May 19, 2005 3:29 pm

What are you slandering Michael's name for? He is an honest and decent man... aren't you aware that he is winning the trials??? The "evidence" is not aduquate appareantly... So stop badmouthing him... besides... the man has converted to Islam... :)
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PostAuthor: Diri » Thu May 19, 2005 3:38 pm

Roller... don't be silly... Michaels not a pedofile... and two of his brothers converted.. and so he was convinced by them to convert ...

No - being a muslim doesnt MAKE you a better person - it REQUIRES you to be a better person...
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