WARNING ALIEN ABDUCTIONS TAKING PLACE

[Anthea]

WARNING
ALIEN ABDUCTIONS HAVE BEEN TAKING PLACE

We believe one of our management team has been abducted by aliens

Our colleague vanished several weeks ago

There have not been any confirmed sighting of him since his disappearance

However, UFO sightings have been reported in his locality

He failed to give us our traditional Christmas Presents - most unlike him

He even failed to wish us HAPPY NEW YEAR

We urgently require his return as he is the only person with the KEY to the restroom

Anyone with any contact to Martians please ask for his return

[Anthea]

We have tried to think where our our management team member might have gone to, or what could possibly have happened to him

But the more we think about it - the more we believe he has been abducted by aliens

Has he gone to join the fight in Afrin (Western Kurdistan)?

Gone to join the struggle in Northern Kurdistan?

Gone the support the Southern Kurdish government?

Perhaps he has gone to support Eastern Kurdistan?

Is he missing in action?

Has he been blown up?

Perhaps he has been shot?

Has he gone to ski in the Kurdish mountains?

Is he in the US, snowed in and unable to contact anyone?

Perhaps he is far too busy making snowmen to think of us?

The weather in the US is bad, perhaps he is trapped somewhere in the snow?

Maybe he has flu?

Too cold to get out of bed?- Too lazy?

When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.

Our friend has been abducted by aliens

[Anthea]

ALIEN ABDUCTIONS TAKING PLACE

Yet again, an important member of our management team has gone missing

I believe he has been abducted by aliens

Our colleague vanished several months ago and we need his urgent return to this forum

Perhaps he has been kidnapped by TURKS

Actually, he would probably be safer being kidnapped by aliens